HOW TO KNOW IF U ARE INSANE! OR MAD

1. U smile with a little laughter alone
just bcus u are
charting on social network. U AR
INSANE
2.if u shout a-goal just bcus u score
2:1 for chelsea in ur
phone PES game. U ARE INSANE
3.U did enough calculation on how u
can romance ur
girlfriend when u can't even solve
simple arithmetic in maths. U ARE
INSANE
4.U gave #2000 to ur girlfriend yet u
went to meet ur
mum to collect hundred naira for
recharge card.
5. If u dey cook for ur boyfriend and
ur mother dey cook
for u @home, u ar insane.
6. If u dey call ur girlfriend trice a
day
but u call ur sister
once a week, den u need more than
prayer.
7. If u buy bb, ipad or
android tecno
for ur girlfriend or
boyfriend and ur mum no get phone at
all, u ar insane.
8.If u no dey comment when guys
post
online but u dey comment for ladies
alone, u ar partially
mad....
9.If u spend more dan 12years in
school only to tell me
That u don't understand mathematics,
u
are just mad 10........